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- do you like my baby?
- apples
- a boy and his cat
- is sunday 4 am and I’m drunk
- it is bad
- Why do I try and dismantle a girl that was never assembled in the first place
- You really should try this, it’s wonderful for your back.
- the benefits of living in a mostly gay navy submarine
- it’s been sixteen years…
- i’ve got food in my bottom
- i just wanted to cut my nails
- “Don’t piss on my head and then tell me it’s raining gold!”
- It is determined by a complicated point system that will measure loss, pain and suffering, and takes three to six months to calculate.
- what’s the capital of prussia?
- just give me somethin’ pink
- schoolgirl blues
- No, I have not been huffing gasoline.
- somebody call an ambience!
- wrong idea
- fingers to fingers
- feeling a little convertable
- drinking fountain
- I don’t know… I plugged a many of women at Mardi Gras… I don’t know…
- “Is insanity just a really great way of managing expectations?”
2000-02-26
2000-02-25
- What’s that smell?
- It was just a wallet,he said.
- can i just get in there a second? If you’re not going to eat that, I will!
- “monkeys in rocket cars juggling tangelos”
- Human Resources Development, Inc.
- He whirls his glock and spiel around to the ladies like a dirty, run-away hose that’s been stuck in the mud at a trailer park
- “I just can’t take you seriously…please return my biscuits”
- cops do cavity searches? then why the hell have i been going to the dentist?
2000-02-24
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2000-02-22
- Its like I always say, “If the shit don’t fit, make it fit.”
- “Ms. Ada Barry, meet the Surcharge Board of Appeals of the Division of Insurance”
- you’re full of water
- do you mind if i sit on your glass eye?
- “Forget France. The French can be annoying. Come to Greece. We’re nicer.”
- send down the rope i can’t hold it any longer
- not right but wrong in a good way
- Whatever happened to a girlfriend? The kind of chick who makes love ‘cuz she’s in it?”
2000-02-20
- What will roadrunner Ralph do upon his retirement?
- Even too much wine is not enough.
- Finally, when I least expected it, the Ex-Lax kicked in!
- “my eyebrow is eating my face”?
- best chair i ever had was the chair i had in ‘nam.
- IT’S THE MARCH OF THE GAY PARADE
- My friend if we pull this off, our cookie will become a death cookie for anyone who opposes our holy work.
- Six Characters in Search of an Author
- “Harvard’s team may fight ’til the end but Yale will win.”
- I got my pez disensor a new head
- Make Me a Home
- Wonder twin powers activate, form of…
2000-02-16
2000-02-15
- hey boy, did you get me my cheese wiz?
- the dead don’t die.
- i would smile……..if only my tooth wasn’t such a bloody mess.
- i like to light firecrackers in my mouth and then spit them out right before they blow up.
- some mushrooms approach
- Is that a rancid piece of meat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2000-02-14
- I sent a spider out to look for cookies
- HORSE COCK DEMANDS SATISFACTION!!!!
- “Is that your final answer?”
- everyone cover their ears
- “…and i thought they smelled bad on the outside”
- never was a cornflake girl
- “Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?”
- but is it non-dairy?
- we really need some new pillows around here
2000-02-12
- nicotine and gravy. [her left eye is lazy]
- i know this boy. he has anti-matter for a voice
- last night i dreamt i peed on your socks
- it’s too painful to smile
- “A one-way road that ends in disaster”
- “Am I hallucinating or is that Bob Hope doing a triple axle?”
- Shit, dems good varmints.
- Silky, K-Money and Alien become video game tycoons.
- No. His head was there last time I saw him.
- She never really liked my strombollie
- ice webs
2000-02-09
- bankshot joe
- “Please excuse the interruption.”
- “why has everything been taken away from me?”
- the human parts are not compatible with ours. plus, they’re not very durable
- the news says it raining in New York
- “It sure is convenient that you’re flexible”
- “What should I do today…..work in a homeless shelter, or have some beer and potato chips?”
2000-02-08
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- eight out of ten women
- too spent to make a wish
- paddle me a river
- eating eating
- i got the critical algorhythm
- have you worked your mojo?
- have you found the demon key?
- …if You only knew the things I did while You were taking a nap…
- one down and a hundred to go
- you got a rip in your couch
- MY HAMSTER USED TO LOVE ME, BUT SHE DIED.
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