explodingdog
2008-12-19
I’m getting nervous I wish you would come home
I am sorry I didn’t kiss you
2008-12-18
My mom told me, God is punishing me…
He destroyed his future
It was broken before I got here
don’t stop
please come home
My life would be much easier if I could read your mind
That was a disappointment
At the time I thought it was a good idea to be chained to this monster
2008-12-16
I like the fuzzy ones
what’s wrong with him?
2008-12-15
What are you still doing here?
I can’t live with this thing
2008-12-12
Is there a problem here?
I was hoping you would notice
please don’t take this place away from me
2008-12-11
Don’t stop believin’
I’ve got five
I’ve thought about you ever day since we met, 738 days and counting…
Look up more
2008-12-10
Happy Birthday
I’ll do it if you’ll do it
2008-12-09
I need a vacation
What do you want me to say
It’s all downhill from here
2008-12-08
I’ll never finish
We have something special
2008-12-05
I’m not like the other girls
I hope you’re happy when I die
This is the best birthday present ever
I got new shoes
2008-12-04
I live alone
This is Blasphemy!
2008-12-03
just going for a short walk
Why didn’t you love me back
2008-12-02
You won’t use this, I know
Sometimes I lie
God bless you
Maybe this time it’ll happen
I don’t see you
2008-12-01
I found your radio
It’s only complicated when you make it complicated
I’ve been trying for years
Listen, I’ll be right here waiting…
tell me something extra nice
We are finally married
you’re too predictable
2008-11-26
I only love you when I’m drunk
I don’t have a headache
2008-11-24
No one can know
Stuck in the clouds
2008-11-19
Don’t look into their eyes
It’s too late now
this is my air
I want more
2008-11-18
I am going to write you everyday until you draw me a picture
thanks for nothing
even smart people do stupid things
I didn’t sleep well last night
I need coffee
it’s all the way over there
2008-11-17
today is going to be a long day
we might as well…
2008-11-14
It was all for you
no wonder it didn’t work
Yes! I do hate you. What did you expect?
It works
It’s your birthday and this is what I got you
2008-11-13
When did I change my mind?
Thoughts of you distract me
but I’m so tired
Do you hate me?
tomorrow will be better
Sometimes I forget you are a robot
2008-11-12
I bought you this stuff
just jump
This is my new family
2008-11-10
Building a wall
I dream of treehouses but I am afraid of heights
2008-11-06
Awesome!
If you do good things, it will pay off.
Robo-businessman
Look what I got in the mail today
We’ve been together for 5 years
2008-11-05
Why won’t you get out of my head?
I made you something
someday I’ll be a doctor
I’m crying on the inside
2008-11-04
I voted
look ahead the future is close
today is going to be different
2008-11-02
That’s the tree I planted
I’m waiting to awake from this dream
2008-10-30
I finally found you
Is this what all the fuss is about?
2008-10-29
You broke my heart
Exploring the ocean
I have no idea
technology is finally catching up
2008-10-28
What are the the stupid things you do
Damn it
I feel so disconnected from all of you
This is important
I hope this doesn’t hurt
2008-10-27
Think before you talk
You’re drinking too much
This wasn’t supposed to happen
2008-10-23
Mine is broken
I forgot to get a job
2008-10-22
I’m afraid to say “I love you”
I’m no longer a lonely robot
2008-10-16
I don’t know how to tell you this
Anti-Gravity boots
We’ll just have to start over
2008-10-15
Nothing feels real any more
That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
I talked to them
2008-10-13
I am terrible
We just don’t have the technology to fix this
I received a transmission
another perfect day
My brain doesn’t listen
2008-10-10
I just can’t wait
I can’t stop it
today is not the day
I’m completely lost
2008-10-09
why won’t you let me sleep
I can not wait until then
2008-10-08
I don’t find this amusing
The wind took it away
under the water it glowed
2008-10-07
I can’t give up
Love is a disasterous thing
We’ll always be friends
2008-10-06
We fell in love
Why didn’t you recharge it?
I wish I was better
I need coffee
2008-10-03
My first kiss
the last transmission has been sent
2008-10-02
this is a test
What if things go right?
My brain is gone
I’m too lonely
2008-09-30
Will I ever make it through this?
there’s a whale in my backyard
I’m a mess
I can’t win
2008-09-29
Shark! Shark! Shark!
I lost you
I laughed a lot
I hope I don’t fail
I miss my dad
I play in a rock band
2008-09-23
I miss you the most
What for?
It can’t be fixed
It is getting colder
2008-09-22
too early, or too late?
this is so great I had to share it with you
several nanoseconds later
2008-09-19
I hate physics!
The leaves are falling
Everybody knows that you’re insane
2008-09-18
This music makes me want to dance
Does it come in red?
Memoirs of a banana
My back’s busted
2008-09-16
I deserve that
I was misinformed
2008-09-15
I like… birds
I need to go back to understand
that is definitely not normal
I never want to hold another persons hand
2008-09-12
What for?
it’s true
2008-09-10
Your music makes me happy
I never planned on falling in love with you
let’s just sit here
2008-09-09
Where were you this weekend?
Now I have to work again
It’s well understood
What a rip off
same time next week?
2008-09-08
I waited.
clouds
I knew it was too good to be true
2008-09-02
don’t forget about me
today is the last day
I am taking the car and going to Boston
I just don’t understand
I told you that yesterday
It rained all weekend
2008-08-29
I’m happy are you?
thanks for not answering
I should stop listening to this record
why are you here?
Honestly, it made sense 10 minutes ago
2008-08-28
Is it dead?
where am I going?
so it was a dream
are you still there?
It’s not my fault
I can see the sky again
I don’t know what I’ve got
I’m already leaving
2008-08-26
Where are you from?
This is the time!
2008-08-25
Don’t tell me what I know
My name is Sam
2008-08-21
this is not what I had in mind
you are not prepared
2008-08-20
I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you
We have a problem
2008-08-19
I want to travel with you
I won a free cookie!
2008-08-18
As always she was late
you want me to choose between you and my dog…?
2008-08-14
I told you so
NO?
I was thinking
2008-08-13
I’m leaving without you
I told you so
Why are there so many voices
I was very tired
2008-08-12
I’m not my fault
is this hell?
I’m free
2008-08-11
you’re right
I was so smart
I have been thinking about you
pay attention to me
I never want to give up
2008-08-08
could this be forever?
this is how it was meant to be
but he had ideas of his own
I’m so sad
thank you
I am never going to be like you
SMILE! it’s a new day
2008-08-07
We’re free of the past
you said there would be rockets…
that makes me so sad
it was about to rain
2008-08-06
I was so stupid
I’m losing all my memories
new love
You are just a temporary friend
I am disappointed
2008-08-04
It doesn’t work that way
I’ll dream I’m flying tonight
2008-08-01
Let’s live
everyone has been sleeping
2008-07-31
I can’t care
I love Stacey!
You are music
Is is bright where you are?
2008-07-18
It doesn’t exist
this is why we can’t have nice things
2008-07-17
It just didn’t feel right
my heart goes out to you
What a relief!
stop messing with my head and kiss me
2008-07-16
I’m always late
I need more sleep, but I don’t want it
You have a growth
only if you’re pure of heart
what if I make the wrong choice
2008-07-14
We are empty
I want to be there when it ends
I’m stuck
why do I make mistakes?
2008-07-11
You make me laugh at things I shouldn’t laugh at
Growing up is a good thing to do
2008-07-10
you will be the death of me
I never tried hard enough
when I get home…
I’m wishing for something I can never have
He said no
2008-07-09
we used to be good friends
I’m afraid of flying
I did everything wrong
and that’s the way it was
2008-07-08
I’m losing the game
I think it’s too late
this one is mine
This is my last night on earth and I spend it with you
tell me something
I love you too much
I got a job
2008-07-07
are we happy now
sorry that we woke you up
2008-07-01
I want to be an astronaut
if I’m not back in an hour, go on without me
2008-06-27
No, I mean besides that
No, that is it
I left it at home
when the world ends
that was the fun part
2008-06-26
when everybody’s sleeping, I’m still awake
the cake tastes like cardboard
why are you so complicated
too big to understand
there’s so much stuff around
2008-06-25
robots don’t eat
I’m sick of writing
science is science
on a plane over Prague
stop coming around
2008-06-24
I don’t feel any different
save the moose!
you melt me
you made a mistake
you finally can hear me
why are we still out here
safe return doubtful
we’re like two peas in a pod
2008-06-23
I didn’t mean to break it
the world is ours
2008-06-20
is it made out of yarn?
you’re entirely too far away from me
it hurts knowing I am only a memory
I’m yours
I can’t sleep
2008-06-19
if only I was a super hero
I’ll never forget him
2008-06-18
I was mistaken
let’s bring in a consultant
2008-06-16
I wish they would recycle
I feel like going home
2008-06-13
actually I’m an insect
I over paid
your’re not there
2008-06-12
the good news
this needs to be fixed
this is still your nightmare
2008-06-11
tree living
I may have failed you, but you failed me first
2008-06-10
how did we lose such an amazing thing
it really doesn’t have to make sense
2008-06-09
it’s my birthday but I don’t know what to do
all I need is a ladder
2008-06-06
baby robots
no, they don’t ask me
I will miss you always
2008-06-05
I’m in love I think
I promise I’ll never tell
I make it rain
2008-06-04
I wish I were here
my computer crashed. I’m useless
2008-06-02
I just can’t stop
I don’t think you meant to do that
2008-05-30
you have learned nothing
it is enough to know you are out there
that’s awesome
2008-05-29
ultimately it is up to you
I haven’t told you yet, but I am actually a robot
what were we thinking
lets talk about space ships
2008-05-28
I love her anyway
a fine house
2008-05-27
I can do anything if I try
I hope I can finish this before I die
2008-05-23
in the end, the sun is meaningless
I regret everything
I am going to miss you
my arms are like snakes
2008-05-22
it was fun
you are my favorite
2008-05-21
everything I touch turns to stone
sleeping to dream about you
2008-05-20
well I didn’t see that coming
I am so happy your beard is gone
2008-05-19
that’s what she said
I’m meeting your parents and I don’t know what to wear
2008-05-16
I can’t take another test
what if I fail
my arms are killing me
Pick me! Pick Me!
2008-05-15
I talk loudly to impress you
love songs make me cry
2008-05-14
time has no meaning here
these drugs aren’t as good as we wish we were
I want a banana
2008-05-13
you heard what the boy said
I hope I can start a dance party
2008-05-12
I like the me I am with you
I sent you so many
2008-05-09
I can’t make you unstuck
these stories aren’t bound to reality
2008-05-08
I’m afraid I will lose my faith
I hope you miss me too
2008-05-07
If you read this, write back
I will follow you into the dark
2008-05-06
judgment day
you hurt me
2008-05-05
you’re awkward but it’s cute
I like having nightmares
2008-05-02
dinosaurs are scary
sleep
I’m lost and weird without you here
2008-05-01
why am I still sick?
love is everywhere
2008-04-30
I did it!
I am always tired
2008-04-28
relationships need to move forward, but we can’t
Hydroelectric power rocks my socks!
2008-04-22
let it die and get out of my mind
I’m hungry
2008-04-21
So, what’s next?
I hate waiting
2008-04-18
this can only end in tears
it’s like you and I have the same mind
the drugs didn’t work
please be nice
2008-04-17
I can’t say anything to you without sounding stupid or insane
because I loved you
I just want you to read my words
2008-04-16
please be nice
you should be mine
2008-04-15
wish it had been an earthquake
do you remember?
2008-04-14
He will take over the world one day
I disagree
school ruined my life
I’m fine without you
2008-04-11
turtles are fun
are you sure this is ok?
when you left to Paris I replaced you with a cat and named it after you
2008-04-10
Space monsters taught me how to read
I’d like to run more tests
2008-04-09
I’ll never get it
my wife hates my beard
2008-04-08
I hate people who hate people
just admit that you are in love with me!
2008-04-07
did you take any pictures?
my friend
the enemy is me
2008-04-04
it comes in a can
how do I get there?
2008-04-03
it’ll kill you
I’m really bored
all that I am is not enough…
2008-04-02
I want to start making the right decisions
poop on you
2008-04-01
I’m going to fast
I don’t want to know your plan
2008-03-31
the sun will come out tomorrow
I’m just dreaming
it kills me that you are with him
out of everyone I’ve never thought of being the last one standing
2008-03-26
a little loud
there is nothing
2008-03-25
I think you traveled too far
My hair should be longer
I made you a mix tape
2008-03-24
I need a new job
I love long baths
We got to go
2008-03-21
I hope things will be fine
every thing is my fault
He has come to take us to a better place
2008-03-20
I was so warm
I must go on
2008-03-19
Just something to do
Dragons are the future
2008-03-18
only when we are bored
Where did I park my car?
2008-03-17
all things grow
we are on the same wavelength
2008-03-13
I think about you a lot
The world suddenly seems small
2008-03-12
You’re pathetic
I might make it!
2008-03-11
I hate history
I need more time
2008-03-10
here I am
At the bottom of everything
2008-03-07
it’s been 12 years and I’m still here
I HATE STUFF
2008-03-06
I don’t like red
I’m pretty much like a genius
2008-03-05
I’m afraid to go back home
why am I alone?
2008-03-04
You’re beautiful on the inside
without you, I’m completely incomplete
2008-03-03
where do I fit?
we will get there one day
2008-02-29
I don’t understand your language
say what you want to say
2008-02-28
you look stupid
I’m not sure what I just did
this music makes my body move
2008-02-27
you already know
almost there
2008-02-26
Am I a robot?
the lonliest dog
2008-02-25
none of this makes sense
none of this ever made sense
none of this will ever make sense
2008-02-22
they’ll never really know
If you could only hear what my heart is saying
2008-02-21
I’m tired of being alone
I can’t breathe when he looks at me
2008-02-20
This stuff is make believe
Where do we go?
2008-02-19
we don’t need another dog
I stayed up all night making it
2008-02-18
when I look at you, I get more ideas
everyone is always wanting something
are you homesick too?
2008-02-14
you could have been my first mate
can you draw some sheep?
2008-02-13
Don’t let school interfere with your education
I just can’t stop looking
2008-02-12
I am not qualified
I quit
2008-02-11
is it because I’m ugly
not everything requires discussion
2008-02-08
the sky is purple
another awesome day
2008-02-07
and when you wake up everything is going to be fine
it’d be better upside down
2008-02-06
can you make something about giving a zombie squirrel as a gift?
it’d be better upside down
2008-02-05
don’t laugh I love you
so you haven’t seen it?
2008-02-04
I picked the wrong fruit
Anybody seen my shoe?
I like you, but at the same time I hate you
2008-02-01
I think we took the wrong turn a while back
I’m certain that this is time well spent no matter the out come
2008-01-31
I guess I should have been more careful
I’m a forward thinker
since when did you have lazer eyes?
2008-01-30
“Lazer” is with an “S”
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
2008-01-29
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
2008-01-28
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
since when did you have lazer eyes?
2008-01-25
since when did you have lazer eyes?
it’ll only take five minutes
2008-01-24
it’s always yummy
stop playing games, please.
2008-01-23
Why won’t they just look
I am surprisingly fond of your cowboy hat
2008-01-22
I miss you being at my side
last chance
2008-01-21
I dropped my cell phone
these goggles are pretty cool
2008-01-15
sometimes I eat grass
I lost the only thing that made sense to me
2008-01-14
I think I deserve another chance
well, I am used to it
2008-01-11
Happiness is a state of mind
you will surely regret this
2008-01-10
metal dreams
are you OK?
2008-01-09
super massive black holes
and it was all going so well
2008-01-08
perfect day
Now you’re part of this
I’d slay a dragon for you
2008-01-07
I want to leave this place for good
this is not what I do
2008-01-04
just playing the game
why?
2008-01-03
I don’t mind that you are holding my hand
you are the reason I get up every day
so this is how it ends
2008-01-02
two years clean
I knew it was a lie
nothing has changed
2008-01-01
yesterday I found out my dad is a robot
zombie for the hell of it
I will take care of you when you grow old