explodingdog
2009-12-16
I’m 99 percent sure I want to marry you
Did you miss me?
You You You
2009-12-14
This couch is now mine
How long can we do this?
2009-12-08
It’s up to me
This is what happens when I don’t get any sleep
2009-12-03
I lost my mind yesterday… and I don’t think it’s ever coming back
Take it everywhere.
I want to make it
2009-12-02
What a perfect day
I don’t really feel like being here right now
2009-12-01
It’s all happening
Robot Feet
2009-11-30
I knew she was a liar
My fish drowned this morning.
And that is why we must prepare
2009-11-23
They’re not going to keep me
I feel like a goldfish
I lost my job
2009-11-19
That seems reasonable
It all comes down to one
2009-11-16
I got promoted
There is a possiblity
2009-11-12
It’s slow here
Don’t let your fear control you
2009-11-11
It’s the blackout
So you wanna be a superhero?
I’m ready to jump
2009-11-05
I’m watching you
How did this happen?
Don’t tempt me I’m so hungry
And I am awesome
2009-11-04
I’m watching you
I just can’t wait to get out of here
2009-10-28
It’s all so wonderful
That’s it. I don’t trust you anymore
2009-10-23
It takes so much energy
I’m glad she is gone
Be certain, or at least pretty sure
2009-10-20
I dont’ know, but I am angry about it.
I have anxiety
I’m not sure I’ll succeed
2009-10-06
Maybe I’m just tired
I’ve got to grow up again
2009-10-01
I’m glad I asked
I need out
This place isn’t real, This place isn’t real, This place isn’t real.
2009-09-22
I rescued some goldfish for us
I’m coming home!
You got it boss
2009-09-15
I found everything
You don’t know yet, but it’s me
2009-09-10
I wish I could take your headaches away
How am I supposed to tell you that I don’t love you anymore
2009-09-03
Are you sure?
I made a castle for you
You’re still in it?!?!
2009-08-25
I should have worn a helmet
Something’s missing
Working for NASA is getting lame
2009-08-18
I can’t control you but I can love you
It happened right after I fell
2009-08-12
I would but I can’t
I am no longer a supervisor
2009-08-06
Please keep the dogs off the grass
I just need to wait this out
2009-08-05
I feel so used
You’re like a ghost
That was not as big of a mistake as I thought it would be
2009-07-28
Thank You
I wish I was a cat
2009-07-15
This sunshine is great but I’m gonna need some rain soon
this is the awesome
I am not interested in any equilibrium
sometimes the problem is the solution
2009-07-13
Two birds in a box
Sharks in tophats
I don’t want to be here it is too cold
You’re always criticizing my salads
2009-07-10
It’s not as bad as it looks
What should I do?
Where did everyone go?
2009-07-07
It’s a stairway
at the end of the long lobby
2009-06-26
Why did you leave, I thought we were having fun?
When did it get so hot out here?
Welcome to the planet!
2009-06-24
I am sitting at the table where it all began for us
I need to stop
I wish every night was taco night
I love the Net
2009-06-19
We built this city out of nothing
I’d rather look at you through these glasses
I wish my desk was a spaceship
2009-06-18
I am not slow. I am just not very fast.
Are we ok?
You said you were different
2009-06-16
No more surprises
I think I am definitely in love with you, but I’m not sure
It’s getting warmer in here
I told you I was sick
2009-06-11
1/2
I should probably close my windows
Give in
I smell sunshine
2009-06-04
The sun is out, lets go exploring
not today
where do broken hearts go?
it’s the best I’ve ever eaten
life is just swell
thank you for taking care of me
2009-06-01
Dinosaurs are everywhere
That meant very little
I’ll be king of the heap
Can’t remember anything
2009-05-26
You are quite amazing!
Is that your answer?
YAY!
2009-05-21
Today is special
You’re awkward but I like you anyway
She loves him more than anybody
2009-05-18
There is no reason this can’t happen…
I am growing
everything happens for a reason
2009-05-06
I am going to miss my dog
My insides hurt
you stole my friends
2009-05-04
Why? What should I be doing?
Too much rain
It is real and it hurts everyone
I can’t seem to play the right chord
2009-04-29
Sometimes I just want to smash the phone
I am bored at work
I’m up in the woods
2009-04-28
Thanks for the eye contact
That is what it means to be alive
Your problems would resolve themselves if you would just shut your mouth
I got this for you
2009-04-24
I just want to be ok
everybody’s got a hungry heart
2009-04-22
Why can’t I touch it?
My dog sits like a man
2009-04-21
You motivate me
Do you remember me?
things were supposed to be better
Yes or No?
2009-04-17
I love your lazer eyes
That was easy
maybe
Why are people bothering me
2009-04-14
and when I look down I’m not afraid to fall
I didn’t think it could be done today
I’m not afraid anymore
I’m in blue
2009-04-13
Why did I pick up monday to give up coffee.
Turn the volume down
Sleep isn’t easy
2009-04-09
Just be happy I killed it. Okay
I am sorry I broke your computer
2009-04-08
We know all of the things
It’s my birthday! Happy Birthday to me!
Growing up is hard to do
These aren’t magic beans
2009-04-06
Let’s take this outside
Why can’t I come along?
2009-04-03
Is this the best part?
Nothing I ever do is right
Call me anytime
I kept the dog
2009-04-01
I can’t say I’m sorry enough
Please stay away from me
2009-03-30
I’m going to run away
are you lost or incomplete
2009-03-27
Unstoppable
I’m not worried
2009-03-26
I know I am not doing anything wrong
Lets run away to the past
Give me a name
I secretly have no idea what I am doing
2009-03-25
You were in front of me all along
I try so hard…
2009-03-24
How come I end up where I begun?
Could it be me?!
I just don’t “get” you
I just want quiet
We happy few
2009-03-19
You can’t give up
I stare at the stars and consider my insignificance
I put on the wrong glasses
2009-03-17
This call will be recorded for quality control purposes
Summer needs to get here quicker
Just a matter of time
What will happen next?
2009-03-16
I can’t do it
My coffee is cold
Where’s my damn jet pack?
This will make sense soon, I promise
2009-03-12
My voice was heard!
are you going to finish that?
My insides are screaming
last best hope
2009-03-10
Is that the best you can do?
No I said the BLUE button
Stars should always wear sunglasses
It is not my job
2009-03-09
Wonderful!
I’ll give this one more try
I’m on a boat!
2009-03-06
This bus isn’t going anywhere
Holy crap are you for real?
It’s so beautiful out there and I can’t do anything about it
2009-03-04
It’s not going to last forever
I want to ride up into the sky
Rescue me
2009-03-03
I thought it was part of the furniture
This is not something we can share
I really like how you play that thing
2009-03-02
Man and Wife
Show me you care
This feels safe
2009-02-27
Welcome to forever
sorry for partying
2009-02-26
Thanks for not paying me any unemployment compensation.
I have been listening to this since you left.
2009-02-25
No No No the colors are all wrong
You remind me of plastic
That’s a fantastic outfit
2009-02-23
I wish I lived on mars
Why did I do that again?
I don’t think he does it on purpose
2009-02-19
Last night I dreamed I was a fish
I’m calling you from the toilet
Play with me
Will you ever get the hint?
2009-02-17
Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost
Designer’s block
That was before the haircut
2009-02-16
BOOM!
I miss my friend
2009-02-11
I am too cold to work
I can’t believe how long that took
Jessica wants a dinosaur
2009-02-10
It’s time to go home
What the hell is this robot doing here?
All of this is getting old
2009-02-04
It’s a dog eat dog world
you’re too far away from me
2009-02-03
Just because you are right doesn’t mean I’m wrong
I never win
Completely Unnecessary
2009-01-30
album cover week: Red Red Rockit
album cover week: Sidewalk Dave
album cover week: Manko Eponymous
2009-01-28
album cover week: The Seascape
album cover week: giddy-up, helicopter!
album cover week: Gentle Ben
2009-01-27
album cover week: Bill Birmingham, Chemical Cake
album cover week: The Accidents
album cover week: Pilot Cloud, In Transition
album cover week: Lemon Blue
2009-01-22
why can’t I find anything?
it was not even a good idea at the time
don’t worry I’m fixing it
2009-01-21
sometimes you have to take the good with the bad
you keep me up at night
2009-01-14
I don’t know why
I remember you used to love me
2009-01-13
I don’t understand
there goes the sun
it hurts to swallow
2009-01-12
You did nothing for too long
And Everything Was Alright
2009-01-09
More Sharks!
I really just need to leave you alone
2009-01-08
I am still waiting for you
I feel important in my new boots
I am sorry it ended like this
2009-01-06
don’t worry about it
I’ve got a little but it isn’t enough
there is no love left in this heart
2009-01-05
I will have to let you go
Your new girlfriend looks like a t-rex