2009

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2009-12-16

I’m 99 percent sure I want to marry you

Did you miss me?

You You You

2009-12-14

This couch is now mine

How long can we do this?

2009-12-08

It’s up to me

This is what happens when I don’t get any sleep

2009-12-03

I lost my mind yesterday… and I don’t think it’s ever coming back

Take it everywhere.

I want to make it

2009-12-02

What a perfect day

I don’t really feel like being here right now

2009-12-01

It’s all happening

Robot Feet

2009-11-30

I knew she was a liar

My fish drowned this morning.

And that is why we must prepare

2009-11-23

They’re not going to keep me

I feel like a goldfish

I lost my job

2009-11-19

That seems reasonable

It all comes down to one

2009-11-16

I got promoted

There is a possiblity

2009-11-12

It’s slow here

Don’t let your fear control you

2009-11-11

It’s the blackout

So you wanna be a superhero?

I’m ready to jump

2009-11-05

I’m watching you

How did this happen?

Don’t tempt me I’m so hungry

And I am awesome

2009-11-04

I’m watching you

I just can’t wait to get out of here

2009-10-28

It’s all so wonderful

That’s it. I don’t trust you anymore

2009-10-23

It takes so much energy

I’m glad she is gone

Be certain, or at least pretty sure

2009-10-20

I dont’ know, but I am angry about it.

I have anxiety

I’m not sure I’ll succeed

2009-10-06

Maybe I’m just tired

I’ve got to grow up again

2009-10-01

I’m glad I asked

I need out

This place isn’t real, This place isn’t real, This place isn’t real.

2009-09-22

I rescued some goldfish for us

I’m coming home!

You got it boss

2009-09-15

I found everything

You don’t know yet, but it’s me

2009-09-10

I wish I could take your headaches away

How am I supposed to tell you that I don’t love you anymore

2009-09-03

Are you sure?

I made a castle for you

You’re still in it?!?!

2009-08-25

I should have worn a helmet

Something’s missing

Working for NASA is getting lame

2009-08-18

I can’t control you but I can love you

It happened right after I fell

2009-08-12

I would but I can’t

I am no longer a supervisor

2009-08-06

Please keep the dogs off the grass

I just need to wait this out

2009-08-05

I feel so used

You’re like a ghost

That was not as big of a mistake as I thought it would be

2009-07-28

Thank You

I wish I was a cat

2009-07-15

This sunshine is great but I’m gonna need some rain soon

this is the awesome

I am not interested in any equilibrium

sometimes the problem is the solution

2009-07-13

Two birds in a box

Sharks in tophats

I don’t want to be here it is too cold

You’re always criticizing my salads

2009-07-10

It’s not as bad as it looks

What should I do?

Where did everyone go?

2009-07-07

It’s a stairway

at the end of the long lobby

2009-06-26

Why did you leave, I thought we were having fun?

When did it get so hot out here?

Welcome to the planet!

2009-06-24

I am sitting at the table where it all began for us

I need to stop

I wish every night was taco night

I love the Net

2009-06-19

We built this city out of nothing

I’d rather look at you through these glasses

I wish my desk was a spaceship

2009-06-18

I am not slow. I am just not very fast.

Are we ok?

You said you were different

2009-06-16

No more surprises

I think I am definitely in love with you, but I’m not sure

It’s getting warmer in here

I told you I was sick

2009-06-11

1/2

I should probably close my windows

Give in

I smell sunshine

2009-06-04

The sun is out, lets go exploring

not today

where do broken hearts go?

it’s the best I’ve ever eaten

life is just swell

thank you for taking care of me

2009-06-01

Dinosaurs are everywhere

That meant very little

I’ll be king of the heap

Can’t remember anything

2009-05-26

You are quite amazing!

Is that your answer?

YAY!

2009-05-21

Today is special

You’re awkward but I like you anyway

She loves him more than anybody

2009-05-18

There is no reason this can’t happen…

I am growing

everything happens for a reason

2009-05-06

I am going to miss my dog

My insides hurt

you stole my friends

2009-05-04

Why? What should I be doing?

Too much rain

It is real and it hurts everyone

I can’t seem to play the right chord

2009-04-29

Sometimes I just want to smash the phone

I am bored at work

I’m up in the woods

2009-04-28

Thanks for the eye contact

That is what it means to be alive

Your problems would resolve themselves if you would just shut your mouth

I got this for you

2009-04-24

I just want to be ok

everybody’s got a hungry heart

2009-04-22

Why can’t I touch it?

My dog sits like a man

2009-04-21

You motivate me

Do you remember me?

things were supposed to be better

Yes or No?

2009-04-17

I love your lazer eyes

That was easy

maybe

Why are people bothering me

2009-04-14

and when I look down I’m not afraid to fall

I didn’t think it could be done today

I’m not afraid anymore

I’m in blue

2009-04-13

Why did I pick up monday to give up coffee.

Turn the volume down

Sleep isn’t easy

2009-04-09

Just be happy I killed it. Okay

I am sorry I broke your computer

2009-04-08

We know all of the things

It’s my birthday! Happy Birthday to me!

Growing up is hard to do

These aren’t magic beans

2009-04-06

Let’s take this outside

Why can’t I come along?

2009-04-03

Is this the best part?

Nothing I ever do is right

Call me anytime

I kept the dog

2009-04-01

I can’t say I’m sorry enough

Please stay away from me

2009-03-30

I’m going to run away

are you lost or incomplete

2009-03-27

Unstoppable

I’m not worried

2009-03-26

I know I am not doing anything wrong

Lets run away to the past

Give me a name

I secretly have no idea what I am doing

2009-03-25

You were in front of me all along

I try so hard…

2009-03-24

How come I end up where I begun?

Could it be me?!

I just don’t “get” you

I just want quiet

We happy few

2009-03-19

You can’t give up

I stare at the stars and consider my insignificance

I put on the wrong glasses

2009-03-17

This call will be recorded for quality control purposes

Summer needs to get here quicker

Just a matter of time

What will happen next?

2009-03-16

I can’t do it

My coffee is cold

Where’s my damn jet pack?

This will make sense soon, I promise

2009-03-12

My voice was heard!

are you going to finish that?

My insides are screaming

last best hope

2009-03-10

Is that the best you can do?

No I said the BLUE button

Stars should always wear sunglasses

It is not my job

2009-03-09

Wonderful!

I’ll give this one more try

I’m on a boat!

2009-03-06

This bus isn’t going anywhere

Holy crap are you for real?

It’s so beautiful out there and I can’t do anything about it

2009-03-04

It’s not going to last forever

I want to ride up into the sky

Rescue me

2009-03-03

I thought it was part of the furniture

This is not something we can share

I really like how you play that thing

2009-03-02

Man and Wife

Show me you care

This feels safe

2009-02-27

Welcome to forever

sorry for partying

2009-02-26

Thanks for not paying me any unemployment compensation.

I have been listening to this since you left.

2009-02-25

No No No the colors are all wrong

You remind me of plastic

That’s a fantastic outfit

2009-02-23

I wish I lived on mars

Why did I do that again?

I don’t think he does it on purpose

2009-02-19

Last night I dreamed I was a fish

I’m calling you from the toilet

Play with me

Will you ever get the hint?

2009-02-17

Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost

Designer’s block

That was before the haircut

2009-02-16

BOOM!

I miss my friend

2009-02-11

I am too cold to work

I can’t believe how long that took

Jessica wants a dinosaur

2009-02-10

It’s time to go home

What the hell is this robot doing here?

All of this is getting old

2009-02-04

It’s a dog eat dog world

you’re too far away from me

2009-02-03

Just because you are right doesn’t mean I’m wrong

I never win

Completely Unnecessary

2009-01-30

album cover week: Red Red Rockit

album cover week: Sidewalk Dave

album cover week: Manko Eponymous

2009-01-28

album cover week: The Seascape

album cover week: giddy-up, helicopter!

album cover week: Gentle Ben

2009-01-27

album cover week: Bill Birmingham, Chemical Cake

album cover week: The Accidents

album cover week: Pilot Cloud, In Transition

album cover week: Lemon Blue

2009-01-22

why can’t I find anything?

it was not even a good idea at the time

don’t worry I’m fixing it

2009-01-21

sometimes you have to take the good with the bad

you keep me up at night

2009-01-14

I don’t know why

I remember you used to love me

2009-01-13

I don’t understand

there goes the sun

it hurts to swallow

2009-01-12

You did nothing for too long

And Everything Was Alright

2009-01-09

More Sharks!

I really just need to leave you alone

2009-01-08

I am still waiting for you

I feel important in my new boots

I am sorry it ended like this

2009-01-06

don’t worry about it

I’ve got a little but it isn’t enough

there is no love left in this heart

2009-01-05

I will have to let you go

Your new girlfriend looks like a t-rex

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